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24 – a postscript

After my week (and a bit) off from all the scribbling and shows, I am now in a position to update my views on 24 with the following note on things that Jack Bauer (who, at the time of writing, has been shot, stabbed, tortured twice, beaten, electrocuted, suffered a collapsed lung and is still ok) has NEVER done.

Jack Bauer has NEVER:

1. Waited for a bus.

2.  Filled out a tax return.

3.  Bought a Japanese peace lily.

4.  Sung ‘I did it my way’ at karaoke night.

5.  Had to reinstall Windows.

6.  Played sudoku.

7.  Made a souffle.

It can be tough, serving your country.