How long have we been waiting for the new series of Dr Who?
Too flipping long.
What a relief, therefore, that after far too great an absence, it’s back, we can relax, our Saturday evenings are saved. All across the country families are relaxing into the 6-7 p.m. routine of settling down in front of BBC1 for a fest of monsters, running, jumping, exploding and not-quite innuendo of a PG rating. Nerds of the world relax! For there is no problem which cannot be fixed with a sonic screwdriver, a bit of time travel, and a large red button labelled ‘bang’.