Did you know that I can’t use ‘Jammie dodger’ in my novels? ‘Dodger’ or ‘Jammy’ sure, I can probably get away with it, but the use of ‘Jammie Dodger’ without proper permission is, potentially, a trademark infringement and lawyers might come knocking. This at least is the fear of my publisher, and quite regardless of whether the fear is legally valid, the terror itself is real. And this, in a novel where the jammie dodger is praised! It is honoured as the biscuit of choice for the trolls, vampires, goblins and shamans who consume it! It is the pinnacle of digestive satisfaction, consumed lovingly by good people in search of higher truths and if anyone was so stupid as to attempt to sue me for that then truly, civilization is dead.